Bob Fosse blowing the shit out of every move Michael Jackson would ever do in the 1974 movie, Little Prince as the snake. Set to Billie Jean, in case you didn’t get it. Check out Bob Fosse’s moonwalk at about 4:20 mark.
I’m just saying. It had been done!
Hey, I’d boink either one of them. 
ohkillersmile:

youarethesea:

love-affair:

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omg

OMG!

WHAAAAAATHAHAHAHA

Hey, I’d boink either one of them. 

ohkillersmile:

youarethesea:

love-affair:

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omg

OMG!

WHAAAAAATHAHAHAHA

Where my girls at?
The left one’s drag name should be Chestra Molestra

Where my girls at?

The left one’s drag name should be Chestra Molestra

I would watch this EVERY time. 

dnallbrttn:

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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WATCH THIS. it’s the new flight safety video for some airline in neverneverland (new zealand). everything about this is sooo amazing. it’s not even about them being naked, even though whoever did the paint jobs should get  fucking ACADEMY AWARD. just listen to the accents! and the acting! and the cartoon faces! my absolute favorite is the gay one (I know, right?) with the frosted tips. HE IS INSANE.

uggh.  i have to stop watching army wives at work.  complete sobbing breakdown of the day part three.
Was I the last person to see these?  I’ve never read the books or seen the movie, but I am terrified as shit about these dolls existing.
Was I the last person to see these?  I’ve never read the books or seen the movie, but I am terrified as shit about these dolls existing.
Wow, I’m watching it right now.  Love it.
ericnelson:

amyyy:
I watched Brideshead Revisited recently, and really enjoyed it. It was depressing, visually stunning, and very detailed.
Will watch.

Wow, I’m watching it right now.  Love it.

ericnelson:

amyyy:

I watched Brideshead Revisited recently, and really enjoyed it. It was depressing, visually stunning, and very detailed.

Will watch.

Watermelon is my favorite treat!  This sounds amazing.
malty:

Watermelon Crush 
Ingredients:8 cups seeded, cubed watermelon (about 4 pounds)1 1/3 cups light rum1½ cups freshly squeezed orange juice, or more to taste½ cup orange liqueur¼ cup powdered sugar, or more to taste2 ounces freshly squeezed lime juice
Directions:Put the watermelon cubes in a plastic freezer bag; freeze for at least 8 hours Puree the watermelon and the remaining ingredients in batches in a blender or food processor until smooth, scraping down the sides occasionally. Combine the processed mixture well. Serve in a large old pickle jar or punch bowl and scoop the mixture into Mason jars, tin cups, or grab one big ass straw

Watermelon is my favorite treat!  This sounds amazing.

malty:

Watermelon Crush

Ingredients:
8 cups seeded, cubed watermelon (about 4 pounds)
1 1/3 cups light rum
1½ cups freshly squeezed orange juice, or more to taste
½ cup orange liqueur
¼ cup powdered sugar, or more to taste
2 ounces freshly squeezed lime juice

Directions:
Put the watermelon cubes in a plastic freezer bag; freeze for at least 8 hours Puree the watermelon and the remaining ingredients in batches in a blender or food processor until smooth, scraping down the sides occasionally. Combine the processed mixture well. Serve in a large old pickle jar or punch bowl and scoop the mixture into Mason jars, tin cups, or grab one big ass straw

i love this person’s memoir thing.  the first line makes me laugh everytime.

excerptsfrommymemoir:

it started with a bang. ugh, my memoir sucks already, well, i guess not if we’re talking about my conception.

I can't stop eating lunch at 10:45am

This looks like the Ikea catalog.

planettampon:

Soviet UFO shape classification system.
This looks like the Ikea catalog.

planettampon:

Soviet UFO shape classification system.
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Get it, Baby.
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Get it, Baby.

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haha.  that’s awesome.

folkinz:

excerptsfrommymemoir:

my mother told me that she insisted that she look at me once before they brought me to the nursery so they wouldn’t swap me while she was sleeping.
Last night’s Fettucelle with Gulf Shrimp, Cherry Tomatoes, Cibatta Breadcrumbs and Garlic From Teatro, Boston
Last night’s Fettucelle with Gulf Shrimp, Cherry Tomatoes, Cibatta Breadcrumbs and Garlic From Teatro, Boston