Madyago

is it a full moon?

every bitch is a bitch today!

Oct 1st

I invented Mark Ruffalo being hot. folkinz: swoon.

Oct 1st

i'm not exaggerating when i say

that every year my mother sends me the most beautiful, illegible birthday card.  why can’t i...

Sep 30th

It’s my birthday, y’all.  I celebrated yesterday...

Sep 30th

Oh hell yes, Betty Draper!

Sep 30th

No, this isn’t a 16 year old Harajuku girl in Japan. ...

Sep 28th

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Soo…pics or it didn’t happen…once again a “real-life” game of...

Sep 28th

glamour doesn’t limit itself to black and white. (via...

Sep 27th

Wow, and then a beautiful latina lady...

telling me about how she had a date at the bar at 1pm and they never showed and she got all dressed...

Sep 27th

My store just got shoplifted

by some gay thieves.  What is this world coming to.  Next we’ll have straight beauty pageant...

Sep 27th

My campfire Jack-o-lantern.

Sep 27th

yes. (via three50eight)

Sep 27th

British Nestle Lion candy bar, my absolute favorite thing to...

Sep 25th

Why I refuse to use autocorrect text feature, but why...

Sep 25th

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Katie Couric’s interview with Sarah Silverman.  Amazeballs!

Sep 25th

The most amazing Wedding save the date I’ve ever seen...

Sep 25th

mutations: captainkirk: tumblingnoodle: ...

Sep 25th

Boyfriend, this is a tattoo you’d let me keep, right? ...

Sep 25th

What is the world coming to?  I am the laziest fucker on the...

Sep 25th

Woes of a sales clerk #439 Morning Condoms Customer:...

Sep 25th

I love Drop Dead Fred! canttouchthis: I’m not talkative...

Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

agreed.  he’s such a nasty, understated...

Sep 25th

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“Didjya see the Perfect Storm goat?  Say hello to yuh Mutha for me.” Mark Wahlberg...

Sep 24th

Rubik’s Cube cake.

Sep 24th

reese.

Sep 24th

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The funniest moment in Clue.  Madeline Kahn completely ad-libbing her hatred for Yvette.  Notice the...

Sep 24th

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This is my jam.  The song, the cutoff shorts, the video, the dark-rimmed glasses! homoshame: You...

Sep 24th

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(via inothernews): Dear people who hate Glee: I’m not sure why you do. Because you cannot...

Sep 24th

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Sep 24th

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How is this not a Kristen Wiig character on SNL yet? carinaavila: hellooo new morning routine.

Sep 22nd

I fucking love tartar sauce.

Sep 22nd

can someone please email me that code to...

dustinrennellsdesign@gmail.com

Sep 19th

I’m the naive Leslie Knope of the non Political...

Sep 18th

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I don’t fight, I don’t bother.  I just hit that bitch with a bottle.  My jam of the...

Sep 18th

I win this today. booksarebetterthanboys: tktc: ...

Sep 18th

The Metro only truths with me. 

Sep 18th

I secretly want to see Jennifer’s Body.

Sep 18th

This is my new winter coat.  I think.  I usually buy about...

Sep 17th

Picture this: Me: *gathering an arm full of various sized...

Sep 17th

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I mean, I love me some baby doll divas, but this one frightened me a little.  Perhaps because I was...

Sep 17th

Then she’s going to eat Halle Berry and her Oscar. ...

Sep 17th

Sep 17th

Where my girls at? adeandabet: kvknowsherfun: Exactly. ...

Sep 16th

I’ve always wanted to be Canadian.  That’s a...

Sep 16th

One day my little sister murdered a...

My sister is half my age, so she’s a wee little thing.  She is also much like Elmyra from the...

Sep 14th

"i'm just one stomach flu away from my...

Sep 13th

My flower design for small budget late summer wedding.

Sep 13th

The cake I decorated from the Russian wedding I did a few...

Sep 13th

I think I'm about to get fired from a...

Sep 11th

In honor of Glee on Fox, I present you with a picture of my...

Sep 11th

Back and forth, forever.

Sep 11th

the correct answer is always funyuns three50eight: I...

Sep 11th

rachel mcadams changing it up a little

Sep 11th

Sep 10th

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AHhH no boba is what it’s called!  Bubbles are what silly Americans call it.  And it sounds...

Sep 10th

“I’m-a snatch her weave. BOOP!”
— Ne Ne from RHOA re: Kim...

Sep 10th

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I sure hope so!  And get Boba teas and get our nails did and watch 30 Broadway shows.  While the...

Sep 10th

For boo. kevinnuut: Your DNA As Art. Because your...

Sep 10th

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Sep 10th

Amazing. scottfriday: (via synecdoche) i’ll take door...

Sep 10th

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Sep 9th

barelysarcasm: lawful:rocketjumper: (via thatguychad) ...

Sep 9th

Me too, Butthead.  Me too.

Sep 9th

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Lisa Loeb will always be my girl jam. justguido: sincerelyandy: Stay- Lisa Loeb I love Lisa!...

Sep 9th

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I fucking love Glee so much that even this made me happy.  I’d take my top off and Go Wild! on...

Sep 9th

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Favorite  Britney moment.  Also, remember when Heidi Montag quite literally ripped off this exact...

Sep 9th

I just ironed my sweater and pleated skirt.  Who’s...

Sep 8th

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Sep 8th

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Kristin Chenoweth sneak peek of her guest role on GLEE! 

Sep 8th

God I love brand new school supplies.  I used to think they...

Sep 8th

In case the television higher ups need any help planning my...

Sep 8th

I always identified with Simon.  Tall, smart, thin.  Cute...

Sep 6th

These shoe-boots scream, “THIS END UP!”

Sep 5th

Tara from True Blood popped by my shop today.  She was so...

Sep 5th

My strawberry flavored milkshake whoppers bring all the boys...

Sep 5th

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mmmm.  good start to saturday music! carinaavila: Because The Night | Bruce Springsteen and the E...

Sep 5th

dirtydancingruinedmylife: “Feelin’ Swayze” I’m almost...

Sep 5th

why is a baby rosanne barr eating in such a big bowl? (via...

Sep 5th

first picture of the tattoo.  it’s not ready for its...

Sep 5th

“Just one little dessert and my panties cut off my circulation.” -Blanche Devereaux,...

Sep 4th

So this website exists.  Paula Deen designed rugs!  I have...

Sep 4th

Do you love me?  Do you love cupcakes?  Are you a...

Sep 4th

Never forget.  NEVER forgive. jcup: mykicks: One of the...

Sep 4th

Imagine that feeling being on a moped and it still stops...

Sep 4th

Super adorbs honeycomb necklace from stone and honey ...

Sep 4th

ahhh i’ve been meaning to blog this exact image for...

Sep 3rd

My first moped run-in with the pavement.  Luckily an entire...

Sep 3rd

In honor of SNL returning in a few weeks, Folkinz and I are...

Sep 2nd

an open letter to hoodies and sweaters ...

yes and cardigans booksarebetterthanboys: You best get ready, because I’m about to wear the shit...

Sep 1st

I fucking love Pudding Pops!  Where have these been for the...

Sep 1st

can’t wait folkinz: idk my bff jill…this could’ve...

Sep 1st

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Sep 1st