‘Baby-Sitters Club’ Returns With Prequel, Reissued... →
I owned every single copy, except that little sister shit. Ghost at Dawn’s House, I swear is still one of my favorite books. Except maybe the Baby-sitter’s club erotica that you can find online…haha. tlicious: OMG! NEED!
typical phone conversation
me: you used the zipcar across the street from our apartment didn't you?
d: how'd you know?
me: it was covered in glitter.
ahem...excuse my fabulosity!
This is about a woman who tried to steal my man. She pulled my wig off and...– — Dolly Parton, on her song ‘Jolene’ (via misscleo) (via mrpinky) (via geekinpink)
On the internet, everyone knows your boyfriend
ugh it’s so true. (via mugwumpian)
Seeing Disney on Ice (@ TD Garden) http://4sq.com/6TekV– folkinz hahaha. xo, boo.
has anyone noticed how similar merry christmas and...
When you say X-mas, it’s like crossing our lord and savior Jesus right out...– My wise (completely non-religious) Grandmother on insisting on keeping the Christ in Christmas.
It has come to my attention by Senior Legal...
If I have used your photograph without permission, I sure hope you’ll tell me before sending me unprofessional emails like they have. Instead, just say, “hey, that’s mine! hands off, please.” Thanks a bunch. Dustin
it's a totally fine day and then BAM!
Fucking “Christmas Shoes” comes on the radio while you’re driving and you have to pull over to weep gently.
Hand-written inside my 100+ year old family Bible
1. Begin each day with self motivation 2. Work hard. 3. Love your family. 4. Make light of your troubles. 5. Follow the Golden Rule. 6. Yearn and accept knowledge. 7. Show kindness. 8. Read worthwhile books. 9. Be clean and pure. 10. Have charity in your heart. 11. Be obedient and respectful. 12. End the day with self reflection.
I thought I had told you our house is to be considered a GLITTER FREE ZONE!– Folkinz to me on the subway ride to work this morning re: my penchant for holiday dramatics and thematics.
Best excuse for not covering my shift at work so I...
“I’ve got food poosening so I can’t stay.” POOsening. hehe.